Please visit UAfUM and be prepared to laugh. Not chuckle, not polite titter, but a deep belly laugh. Here is what you should do:
Read Post #374 on UAfUM blog from one poor soul who is asking for advice about what to do when his wife falls asleep during sex. UAfUM replies:
. . . after you're done, place some handcuffs on the bed posts and an open jar of pickles on the bedside table. Then dress up like Dr. Frank-N-Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and lay upside-down next to her. . . (click here to read more)
Click for Your MDR* of Belly Laughs . . .
* minimum daily requirement has not been set by FDA
